nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

(via guy)

grimshws:

omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd

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(via loldork)

z-raid:

Realizing that cool people follow you and they can see everything embarrassing thing you post or reblog

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(via myacidicinfatuation)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via pizza)