f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via pizza)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via hotboyproblems)

jesuschristvevo:

when u remember the answer 2 a question after handing ur test in

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(via alexernstblog)

yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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(via hotboyproblems)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte, via moistbottom)

orlandobloomers:

  • giving gifts stresses me out
  • getting gifts stresses me out
  • what a bizarre fucking holiday
  • there is a tree in my house

(via guy)

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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(via armadillo)

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

(via hotboyproblems)

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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(via beyoncevevo)