azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

(via ant0rm)

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(via hotboyproblems)

ignitionremix:

an aesthetic is what they give you before you go into surgery 

(via stuning)

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

(via lovingg365)

shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

(via lovingg365)

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

(Source: demonicdorothy, via greed)