oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

(via ant0rm)



reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(via hotboyproblems)


an aesthetic is what they give you before you go into surgery 

(via stuning)


my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

(via lovingg365)


honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

(via lovingg365)


do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

(Source: demonicdorothy, via greed)